| Friday, July 29, 2005 |
| Still Biding My Time |
Here's something to hold you off a little longer. I found this very funny. ^_^ (For those of you who are a bit slow, they're being sarcastic.)
11 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Banned
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; just like women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
Hope you guys liked it. ^_~' |
posted by Scrapefoot the Brave @ 10:44 AM  |
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i must be horribly slow because i got like 11 and thats about it... i guess im just stupid like that... ah well.. its like math class all over again... that one guy said "drink apple juice, OJ kills" i had to be told to get it... then after everyone stopped laughing i started.
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HUZZAH!!!!!
Yu-gi-Oh is back on cartoon network! That means I get to see the end of the second season!!!! *dances around joyfully and waits impatiantly for monday to come so she can see it*Heh heh. I knew watching the lame movie with all the shiney people in it would come in handy.
Any ways, kojin the slow one is right.
Plus, you shouldn't really say stuff like that.
Although people like that ARE a little creepy. Like this one girl at school wrote "I love Caitlee" all over her eraser with little hearts on it. That was WAY scary.
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It's too bad we are completely ignored by L2L.
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Who is L2L? Anyways- tomorrow is gonna rock!!! I can't believe I finally get to see the second season!!!!!!!!!( gosh I hate cooper) I KNOW WHAT ZERO MEANS COOOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, who IS l2l?? And why won't anyone post on my fan-fic????
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POST OR DIE!!! You said you wuld post your trip to Japan. By the time you post you will have forgotten it all!!! So quit giving us birds and gay facts and get on with the show!!!
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to "dragonmastersoulstealer": for one, nobody knows where your fan fiction site thingy is... and for 2... i didnt know that you had a fan fiction site thingy. and for 3 im much to lazy to go to anything besides sarah's blog, chases blog, and keep up with my blog which i havent been doing too good on, and play runescape/diablo 2 LOD. thats all
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To "Kojin": Huh? What are you talking about. I never said I had a fan fiction web site. Ever. I just said no one comments on my fan-fiction. FYI, My friend has an account on fan-art central and we wrote a story together, which no one has posted on. If you want to see the stupid story about D.N.Angle characters and Yu-Gi-Oh characters particapatin in Fear Factor Couples go to fanart-central.net and search for art_angel52 or art_angel_52 ( i can't remember, I have it under favorites). Oh, and you hav eplenty of time to check it out. Let's ee here, you play about 436 online games, you check out mitsuki's blog, and you update your own blog (sometimes). WHich brings me to the next item of discussion: I AM NOT "INTO" CARTOON CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY????!!! Do I think they re cute? yes. But it's kind of like Orlando Bllom, he's cute, but I have no desire to marry him (or any cartoon character) Geez, no one invited you into my twisted fansies anyway, so why do you get to make them up. Sorry if it sounds like I'm yellin at you, I am just HYPER!!
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i must be horribly slow because i got like 11 and thats about it... i guess im just stupid like that... ah well.. its like math class all over again... that one guy said "drink apple juice, OJ kills" i had to be told to get it... then after everyone stopped laughing i started.